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The only good thing about getting H1N1 Swine Flu is being able to rest easy knowing that you didn’t contract the much deadlier Bacon Sniffles:

Bacon Sniffles

Fluffy, soft, friendly euphemism for the much nastier, scarier, oh-my-god-we’re-all-going-to-die-lier Human Swine Influenza.

In humans, the symptoms of Bacon Sniffles are similar to those of Human Swine Influenza, namely chills, fever, muscle pains, severe headache, and weakness, but also include irrational panic, currency hoarding, an obsession with constantly updating statistics, and a tendency toward Mad-Max-like scavenging for food, gasoline, and potable water.


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